Conversation btw Husband and Wife

Mummy: (Pissed off face) "Did you know you tried to kill the dogs in your sleep yesterday?"

Daddy: "Huh?"

Mummy: "First, you rolled on Sam. YOUR ENTIRE WEIGHT ON SAM.

Then you kicked Pecan off the bed. Hard. I heard her yelp when she fell off the bed."

Daddy: (Grinning) "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..  YESH!"

We knew Daddy isn't very fond of us. 

Just didn't realise he wanted us dead.

-_-

Now we are concerned.

#needtostartapetitiontogetdaddyoffthebed